Month: November 2014

Letter from Mountjoy

Irish Prison ServiceUnit 666
Mountjoy Prison
Dublin

Mrs Peig Pylon
69 Enda’s Passage
Mullingar
Westmeath
6 November 2014

Dear Peig

I’m comin’ home, I’ve done my time
Now I’ve got to know is dat pylon live?
When you receive this letter tellin’ youse I’ll soon be free
I just need you to do this one thing for me
Please Pet, just for me

Tie a yellow ribbon ’round the auld donkey
It’s been four hot months
In a cell with John Joe Leigh
If I see dat feckin pylon …..
I’ll kick up a fuss
Scream ‘feck’ ‘arse’and cuss
Flash my langer on RTE
If I don’t see a yellow ribbon round the aul’ donkey.

Love and kisses
Paddy


 

Irish Prison Service
Unit 666
Mountjoy Prison
Dublin

Alex White TD,
Dail Eireann,
Leinster House,
Kildare Street,
Dublin 2
6 November 2014

 

Hiya Alex

I’m comin’ home, you know the rhyme
Now I’ want to know what you’ve done this time
When you receive my letter tellin’ you I’ll soon be free
Then you’ll know just what to do if you don’t want me
screamin’ like a banshee

Tie a “cancelled” ribbon round that Grid 25
It’s been seven long years
And EirGrid’s still alive
If I don’t see EirGrid going back to the ESB
I’ll kick up a fuss
Scream ‘feck’ ‘arse’and cuss
Flash my langer on RTE
If I don’t see EirGrid going back to the E.S.B..

Yours etc.
Padraig Pylon

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